OMG tits!

*brief !!!!

Video is already flagged brief - ignoring brief request by UsesProzac.

SHUT UP SIFTY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

*wtf

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ponceleon.

<3

With our powers combined!

This has absolutely no place on the sift! So...

*promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 1:50pm PDT - promote requested by Hybrid.

*titty slap!

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 2:15pm PDT - promote requested by Lann.

Without a face shot there's a disturbing possibility this could be a man boob. Fappers be warned.

Damn, you've found me out. ::sighs with relief and untucks her penis::

>> ^raverman:

Without a face shot there's a disturbing possibility this could be a man boob. Fappers be warned.

>> ^UsesProzac:

SHUT UP SIFTY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

All Hail the Mighty Booby!

I'm sorry Sifty, I take it back! Don't be sad, little tin can.

>> ^siftbot:

>> ^UsesProzac:
SHUT UP SIFTY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.

That's a lot of prozac

>> ^raverman:

Without a face shot there's a disturbing possibility this could be a man boob. Fappers be warned.


She has a clip up now where she motorboats herself.

I'm really happy for you @hpqp and I'm gonna let you finish, but this is the best video of all time!

I have been looking all over, and I still can't find the keg of beer.

I do this with my boobs too!

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Hmmm.

WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?

@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

>> ^UsesProzac:

SHUT UP SIFTY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.


Because of your breast-size!

Are you aware of money made from this that I'm not? If so, please forward those checks, posthaste!
>> ^shinyblurry:

@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

Key words: Harlot! Jezebel!!! REVOLTING!!!!!!!

why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:

WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?

and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:

@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

>> ^peggedbea:

why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?



Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.
Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.

Yeah, well if a seventh burger makes you a normal person capable of success societal interaction, then I suggest you go to Wendy's.>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^peggedbea:
why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?


Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.
Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.

I had no idea what the video was and I didn't finish it. I would say I am amazed that this kind of trash is allowed, but I'm not.

In regards to your statement, there is no guarantee on your life. Today could be your last day. You cannot manipulate grace by sinning now and planning a false repentance later. The same God who decides whether you draw another breath isn't going to give you that opportunity.


>> ^Lawdeedaw:
>> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

Well, like you, she can do whatever she wants to and then throw herself to god...like you said, he won't punish her for pursuing other interests...and prostitution is one of them...prostitution without money of course...just views on youtube...
And why the fuck did you watch this video oh-high-and-mighty?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Yeah, well if a seventh burger makes you a normal person capable of success societal interaction, then I suggest you go to Wendy's.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^peggedbea:
why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?


Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.
Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.



I'm perfectly functional in society, I'll have you know. I also don't go posting attention-whoring videos of my fat ass on the internet in an attempt to gain favor with my fellow humans because I don't get enough attention from the ones that I actually know.

Neither did UP. It's called a fucking "joke" - no where in that video was she trying to be sexy.>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Yeah, well if a seventh burger makes you a normal person capable of success societal interaction, then I suggest you go to Wendy's.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^peggedbea:
why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?


Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.
Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.


I'm perfectly functional in society, I'll have you know. I also don't go posting attention-whoring videos of my fat ass on the internet in an attempt to gain favor with my fellow humans because I don't get enough attention from the ones that I actually know.

So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?


>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

>> ^shinyblurry:
I had no idea what the video was and I didn't finish it. I would say I am amazed that this kind of trash is allowed, but I'm not.
In regards to your statement, there is no guarantee on your life. Today could be your last day. You cannot manipulate grace by sinning now and planning a false repentance later. I fairly doubt that the same God who decides whether you draw another breath is going to give you that opportunity.
>> ^Lawdeedaw:
>> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

Well, like you, she can do whatever she wants to and then throw herself to god...like you said, he won't punish her for pursuing other interests...and prostitution is one of them...prostitution without money of course...just views on youtube...
And why the fuck did you watch this video oh-high-and-mighty?

@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?


I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

Neither did UP. It's called a fucking "joke" - no where in that video was she trying to be sexy.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
Yeah, well if a seventh burger makes you a normal person capable of success societal interaction, then I suggest you go to Wendy's.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^peggedbea:
why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?


Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.
Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.


I'm perfectly functional in society, I'll have you know. I also don't go posting attention-whoring videos of my fat ass on the internet in an attempt to gain favor with my fellow humans because I don't get enough attention from the ones that I actually know.


Maybe I missed it. Could you show me where I said the word "sexy?"

i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.

just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:

So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?

>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?

It's not a joke, it is her using her sexuality to win your approval and attention. It is cheap and disgusting. She is tempting you with lust and enjoying every moment of it. Your profile pic seems to indicate it wasn't a very hard sell either.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
Neither did UP. It's called a fucking "joke" - no where in that video was she trying to be sexy.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
Yeah, well if a seventh burger makes you a normal person capable of success societal interaction, then I suggest you go to Wendy's.>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^peggedbea:
why.
are.
you.
such.
an.
asinine.
prick?!?
>> ^ForgedReality:
WHY.
ARE.
YOU.
SO.
FAT!?


Probably.
Because.
I.
Didn't.
Pick.< BR>Up.
That.
Seventh.
Hamburger.


I'm perfectly functional in society, I'll have you know. I also don't go posting attention-whoring videos of my fat ass on the internet in an attempt to gain favor with my fellow humans because I don't get enough attention from the ones that I actually know.

>> ^shinyblurry:

I had no idea what the video was and I didn't finish it.

Then what are you so indignant about?

I mean, I happen to think this video is stupid but I didn't feel the need to insult anyone about it.

Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.

>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

@shinyblurry: "It's not a joke, it is her using her sexualityanatomy to win your approval and attention. It is cheap cheeky and disgusting hilarious. She is tempting entertaining you with lust a humorous display of her large breasts and [you are] enjoying every moment of it. Your profile pic seems to indicate it wasn't a very hard sell either your disapproval of the TSA, because it most certainly isn't anything other than the TSA's disdain for your rights and civil liberties."



There, fixed it for you so you don't have to look like an ignorant twat.

>> ^shinyblurry:

Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.
>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.





I'm going to whip my dick out and flop it on the table as a joke. HA HA HILARIOUS now I'm in handcuffs and I can't even put my dick away.

When the cops question me as to why I did it, I'm going to tell them it's just something silly I can do, and it wasn't for attention at all.

My goodness, look at these comments...WHAT HATH BOOBS WROUGHT?!

It's a good thing you have that marked as sarcastic, because you sure as fuck weren't just saying it to "help" someone. You give someone harsh criticism to help them in a friendly, reassuring way, not by making snide, rude remarks on the internet


>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?


Honesty is the best policy.

Why spare someone's feelings when the truth stands a much greater chance of helping them in the long run?
It's like when your friend thinks they can draw really good artwork or make really good music. You let them show their talent and then realize they're really not that good, and it's actually kind of crappy, but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you praise them and tell them how great it is. Then they enter an art competition because they think they're so awesome because all their friends told them they were. Simon Cowell then tells them they suck and whoever told them they didn't was lying to them. Now they feel HORRIBLE because they just embarrassed themselves on national television, AND had their aspirations crushed AND they hate you for lying to them. GOOD GOIN, BUDDY!! You just ruined someone's life!
Wow you're a shitty person.

Hey, man, if you make that video, I'll submit it for ya. I'm sure someone else has a *promote or two.

>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^shinyblurry:
Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.
>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.





I'm going to whip my dick out and flop it on the table as a joke. HA HA HILARIOUS now I'm in handcuffs and I can't even put my dick away.
When the cops question me as to why I did it, I'm going to tell them it's just something silly I can do, and it wasn't for attention at all.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 8:15pm PDT - promote requested by UsesProzac.

You mean there's no dicks on the internet everywhere?

@ForgedReality: "I'm going to whip my dick out and flop it on the table as a joke. HA HA HILARIOUS now I'm in handcuffs and I can't even put my dick away.

When the cops question me as to why I did it, I'm going to tell them it's just something silly I can do, and it wasn't for attention at all."

>> ^MarineGunrock:

It's a good thing you have that marked as sarcastic, because you sure as fuck weren't just saying it to "help" someone. You give someone harsh criticism to help them in a friendly, reassuring way, not by making snide, rude remarks on the internet

>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?


Honesty is the best policy.

Why spare someone's feelings when the truth stands a much greater chance of helping them in the long run?
It's like when your friend thinks they can draw really good artwork or make really good music. You let them show their talent and then realize they're really not that good, and it's actually kind of crappy, but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you praise them and tell them how great it is. Then they enter an art competition because they think they're so awesome because all their friends told them they were. Simon Cowell then tells them they suck and whoever told them they didn't was lying to them. Now they feel HORRIBLE because they just embarrassed themselves on national television, AND had their aspirations crushed AND they hate you for lying to them. GOOD GOIN, BUDDY!! You just ruined someone's life!
Wow you're a shitty person.


Okay let me rephrase my original message: "Sweetie, honey-bun, you're fucking huge, baby. And your fat rolls stink. Go on a fucking diet, because holy fucking shit you're pissing off the people on the bus because there's no motherfucking room to sit, and you and your kind are eating up the world's food supply while costing humanity millions in extra fuel for cars and planes to haul your fat ass from place to place, and I don't like seeing 800lb humans get out of a giant car taking up two handicapped spots that could have been used for normal people who know how to control their eating habits. So please, beautiful, drop the happy meal and eat a nice salad. I'll even make one for you, sweetie-bumpkins! "

>> ^MarineGunrock:

You mean there's no dicks on the internet everywhere?
@ForgedReality: "I'm going to whip my dick out and flop it on the table as a joke. HA HA HILARIOUS now I'm in handcuffs and I can't even put my dick away.
When the cops question me as to why I did it, I'm going to tell them it's just something silly I can do, and it wasn't for attention at all."

I'm sure there are, but I don't go LOOKING for them, and I sure as hell don't STUMBLE upon them randomly on videosift. But it's cool because the women's revolution allows them to do whatever the fuck they want with their vulgar bits and nobody is allowed to complain.

The ladies must be all over you.

>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
It's a good thing you have that marked as sarcastic, because you sure as fuck weren't just saying it to "help" someone. You give someone harsh criticism to help them in a friendly, reassuring way, not by making snide, rude remarks on the internet

>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
What's the difference between saying it to someone's face or over the internet? You DO know that person can (and has)read your nasty comments, right?>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Are you sure that the only reason you're fine in society is because you're too much of a bitch so say stuff like this to a person's face?

I'm too compassionate to say that to a person's face. Get it right. I'm a really fucking nice guy! If that person were here in this room, I wouldn't say it to her face. But lord, almighty, you know she knows everyone in the room is thinking it, so it's really not necessary in the first place, now is it?


Honesty is the best policy.

Why spare someone's feelings when the truth stands a much greater chance of helping them in the long run?
It's like when your friend thinks they can draw really good artwork or make really good music. You let them show their talent and then realize they're really not that good, and it's actually kind of crappy, but you don't want to hurt their feelings so you praise them and tell them how great it is. Then they enter an art competition because they think they're so awesome because all their friends told them they were. Simon Cowell then tells them they suck and whoever told them they didn't was lying to them. Now they feel HORRIBLE because they just embarrassed themselves on national television, AND had their aspirations crushed AND they hate you for lying to them. GOOD GOIN, BUDDY!! You just ruined someone's life!
Wow you're a shitty person.


Okay let me rephrase my original message: "Sweetie, honey-bun, you're fucking huge, baby. And your fat rolls stink. Go on a fucking diet, because holy fucking shit you're pissing off the people on the bus because there's no motherfucking room to sit, and you and your kind are eating up the world's food supply while costing humanity millions in extra fuel for cars and planes to haul your fat ass from place to place, and I don't like seeing 800lb humans get out of a giant car taking up two handicapped spots that could have been used for normal people who know how to control their eating habits. So please, beautiful, drop the happy meal and eat a nice salad. I'll even make one for you, sweetie-bumpkins! "

oh, i didn't imply that the goal of the video wasn't to garner the creator attention. i implied that the goal of the video wasn't for SEXUAL attention.

once again, you storm into a topic as a moral crusader and come out the other end as an ignorant, judgmental twat.

maybe you can't look at a boob without getting an inappropriate boner, but don't assume the rest of us can't use discretion and common sense like adults.

oh and @ForgedReality you're being such a raging douchebag, it just inspired me to text my boyfriend and thank him for not being a fucking douchebag. i'm sorry for the woman who has to have sex with your judgmental, immature, passive aggressive, socially stunted ass. in my head i just decided you were 16 so that we can at least all have hope that one day you will grow out of it. >> ^shinyblurry:

Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.
>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

@ForgedReality: How are boobs vulgar? They're completely smooth, round lumps of flesh. You have nipples. Are your nipples vulgar? Why is it vulgar for a woman to joke about her clothed boobs but a fat guy can take his shirt of and show his? His are hairy. Now THAT'S vulgar.

>> ^peggedbea:

oh and @ForgedReality you're being such a raging douchebag, it just inspired me to text my boyfriend and thank him for not being a fucking douchebag. i'm sorry for the woman who has to have sex with your judgmental, immature, passive aggressive, socially stunted ass. in my head i just decided you were 16 so that we can at least all have hope that one day you will grow out of it.



Who the hell said I was PASSIVE-aggressive?

This thread is just full of discretion and common sense. <rolls eyes> Listen, it's clear that you're filled with anger at God and bitterness about your life. It is fairly emenating from you. Since you're spoiling for a fight with me I'll just lay it out for you. The reason bad things happen is because this is a fallen world. We're all sinners and we all deserve hell and nothing more. You seem to think you're owed something because bad things happened to you, but God isn't your debtor. He is your judge. He is merciful towards you because He desires your repentance, but if you refuse to repent of your sins and submit to His authority then you're going to end up in hell. Your self-righteousness doesn't justify you before a Holy God, it condemns you.

>> ^peggedbea:
oh, i didn't imply that the goal of the video wasn't to garner the creator attention. i implied that the goal of the video wasn't for SEXUAL attention.
once again, you storm into a topic as a moral crusader and come out the other end as an ignorant, judgmental twat.
maybe you can't look at a boob without getting an inappropriate boner, but don't assume the rest of us can't use discretion and common sense like adults.
oh and @ForgedReality you're being such a raging douchebag, it just inspired me to text my boyfriend and thank him for not being a fucking douchebag. i'm sorry for the woman who has to have sex with your judgmental, immature, passive aggressive, socially stunted ass. in my head i just decided you were 16 so that we can at least all have hope that one day you will grow out of it. >> ^shinyblurry:
Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.
>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

>> ^SuccessullyTrolled:

@youlovemedontlie: How are boobs vulgar? They're completely smooth, round lumps of flesh. You have nipples. Are your nipples vulgar? Why is it vulgar for a woman to joke about her clothed boobs but a fat guy can take his shirt of and show his? His are hairy. Now THAT'S vulgar.


Now on that we can agree. HOWEVER, in BOTH CASES, we are talking about offensively fat people. Either way, it's vulgar, and disgusting. People don't take care of themselves and then expect others to respect them for being happy with it? Okay, then don't be the guy (or girl) who takes fifteen fucking doughnuts from the cafeteria at work on Fridays. Leave some for the rest of us, you sugar addict!

Breasts ARE beautiful, except for the kind that are unnaturally large, whether it's from body weight or from silicone. That's fucking disgusting, and flaunting it just makes you look a little pathetic.

@shinyblurry, slamming your (clothed) breast is a sin? Which one would that be? Number 8? From the lost tablet?

>> ^MarineGunrock:

@shinyblurry, slamming your (clothed) breast is a sing? Which one would that be? Number 8? From the lost tablet?


You meant "sin," so just clearing that up for others.

Also, prostitutes, back when they were business entrepreneurs, wore a LOT more clothes than the prostitutes of today wear. They were still called sinners by religionists. The amount of clothing is inconsequential--the effect is the same.

But then I'm not religious, so...

@ForgedReality: Flaunt? She's flaunting them? You way want to check the dictionary. Also, I weigh more than she does, but a large amount. I'm also physically fit and in no way fat. She's not intruding on anyone, and I guarantee I consume nearly twice what she does.

You still failed to define the sin at hand.>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
@shinyblurry, slamming your (clothed) breast is a sing? Which one would that be? Number 8? From the lost tablet?

You meant "sin," so just clearing that up for others.
Also, prostitutes, back when they were business entrepreneurs, wore a LOT more clothes than the prostitutes of today wear. They were still called sinners by religionists. The amount of clothing is inconsequential--the effect is the same.
But then I'm not religious, so...

>> ^MarineGunrock:

@ForgedReality: Flaunt? She's flaunting them? You way want to check the dictionary. Also, I weigh more than she does, but a large amount. I'm also physically fit and in no way fat. She's not intruding on anyone, and I guarantee I consume nearly twice what she does.

*yawn* This isn't about you... Are you so insecure that you have to ... gah! Why am I even explaining this? *click*

That I have to what? Cock-slap the ignorant with the righteous dick of truth and knowlegde? >> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Flaunt? She's flaunting them? You way want to check the dictionary. Also, I weigh more than she does, but a large amount. I'm also physically fit and in no way fat. She's not intruding on anyone, and I guarantee I consume nearly twice what she does.

yawn This isn't about you... Are you so insecure that you have to ... gah! Why am I even explaining this? click

Its pathetic the side bar is filled with jack ass quotes from this thread. They are all idiotic and not worth an upvote, and yet there they are.

If you were to ask me to define "sin" itself, I would say "lie," so perhaps I'm not the ideal person to whom you should address that question. You might want to talk to shinyblurry up there.
>> ^MarineGunrock:
You still failed to define the sin at hand.


Yes that's exactly how I intended to complete that sentence! You continue to show your mastery of self-awareness! I applaud you, sir!

>> ^MarineGunrock:
That I have to what? Cock-slap the ignorant with the righteous dick of truth and knowlegde? >> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^MarineGunrock:
@ForgedReality: Flaunt? She's flaunting them? You way want to check the dictionary. Also, I weigh more than she does, but a large amount. I'm also physically fit and in no way fat. She's not intruding on anyone, and I guarantee I consume nearly twice what she does.

yawn This isn't about you... Are you so insecure that you have to ... gah! Why am I even explaining this? click

@ForgedReality, Why thank you, good sir! It's always nice to be appreciated.

>> ^BoneRemake:


Its pathetic the side bar is filled with jack ass quotes from this thread. They are all idiotic and not worth an upvote, and yet there they are.


BAAAHHAAHAHH!!! It looks like an old man.

yes, yes, bat shit insanity and conjecture will end any argument on the internet. you win, oh righteous one. i'm the miserable, terrified twat. i'll shake in fear with all my womanly sin until the all might god smites me proper on judgement day. amen. >> ^shinyblurry:

This thread is just full of discretion and common sense. <rolls eyes> Listen, it's clear that you're filled with anger at God and bitterness about your life. It is fairly emenating from you. Since you're spoiling for a fight with me I'll just lay it out for you. The reason bad things happen is because this is a fallen world. We're all sinners and we all deserve hell and nothing more. You seem to think you're owed something because bad things happened to you, but God isn't your debtor. He is your judge. He is merciful towards you because He desires your repentance, but if you refuse to repent of your sins and submit to His authority then you're going to end up in hell. Your self-righteousness doesn't justify you before a Holy God, it condemns you.
>> ^peggedbea:
oh, i didn't imply that the goal of the video wasn't to garner the creator attention. i implied that the goal of the video wasn't for SEXUAL attention.
once again, you storm into a topic as a moral crusader and come out the other end as an ignorant, judgmental twat.
maybe you can't look at a boob without getting an inappropriate boner, but don't assume the rest of us can't use discretion and common sense like adults.
oh and @ForgedReality you're being such a raging douchebag, it just inspired me to text my boyfriend and thank him for not being a fucking douchebag. i'm sorry for the woman who has to have sex with your judgmental, immature, passive aggressive, socially stunted ass. in my head i just decided you were 16 so that we can at least all have hope that one day you will grow out of it. >> ^shinyblurry:
Yes, showing off your breasts in public isn't a cheap ploy for attention. That makes sense.
>> ^peggedbea:
i'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal. it was a funny, silly, stupid thing she can do with her enormous boob. i, for one, am impressed. my stupid average size boobs cant do tricks like that.
just because there are boobs in a video, doesn't mean they're there to impress men. that isn't our main function, desire, aspiration. once again, get over your self. >> ^shinyblurry:
So you approve of this? Do you feel that women should degrade themselves to get the approval of men?
>> ^peggedbea:
and as for you, give it a rest. go stand out the strip club and save souls there. or foam at the mouth screaming at whores at the abortion clinic if your so concerned with womankind and our dainty little souls. >> ^shinyblurry:
@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

UP! You've upset the pre-pube little boys!!! WHY???????????

Ah, breasticles!

Oh SNAP, woke up to find bewbs are now *controversial!


Now this video really needs to make #1!

@ForgedReality&shinyblurry...

Ujellybro?

I'm gonna upvote this purely to spite you sour little fucks. Get a grip.

Not being able to see the video (youtube is blocked at my work), it's hard to supress the feeling that forgedreality is being a platinum-class wanker. That said, I doubt seeing the video will temper that judgement.

wow.

Nice chestaicles! I decided to not read on the hate, and pay respect to great boobage!

>> ^hpqp:

Oh SNAP, woke up to find bewbs are now controversial!

Now this video really needs to make #1!

It's only controversial because the tiny-minded religious zealots on this site interpret anything remotely sexual as sinful, and therefore get all up in arms over a funny/silly video. I am SO glad my brain doesn't work that way, what a sad life that would be.

As someone before me just said, I am upvoting this just to annoy them.

BOOM GOES THE BOOBAMYTE!

I think it's controversial because it lacks anything compelling, at least imo, to bring it in to the top 15... = \

But meh, whatever floats peoples boats, the wonders of democracy at work.

Your wailing and gnashing of teeth made me upvote this video. Thanks for being pointlessly curmudgeonly <3

TITTY-BALLZ!!! With the ease you can find the smuttiest porn you've ever seen these days, it's nice to have a little tease like this. UPVOTE FOR IMAGINATION!

Okay, all additional 'holier than though' ridiculously over-reactive comments aside, how the hell did this make the top fifteen? Honestly people, what the hell is wrong with you that you upvote such meaningless drivel? It's not funny, nor thought-provoking, nor sexy, nor informative, it doesn't elicit an emotional response of any kind. I come to this site for better stuff than this crap guys.

I blame the neo-dadaist movement>> ^Estuffing17:

Okay, all additional 'holier than though' ridiculously over-reactive comments aside, how the hell did this make the top fifteen? Honestly people, what the hell is wrong with you that you upvote such meaningless drivel? It's not funny, nor thought-provoking, nor sexy, nor informative, it doesn't elicit an emotional response of any kind. I come to this site for better stuff than this crap guys.

This video is awesome. Enough said.

Edit: You know what, nevermind. Ugghh, sorry.

Can I get you people to stop quoting ShinyBlurry? Kinda defeats my ignore of her/him. kthxbye.

Lol, this thread is hilarious. I gotta make one slapping my balls on the table and see it rush to -75 votes...

I'm just gonna quote you on this so you can't back out of it. Also: you're ON!

>> ^gwiz665:

Lol, this thread is hilarious. I gotta make one slapping my balls on the table and see it rush to -75 votes...

...as long as your balls are enrobed, by all means, slap away...>> ^gwiz665:

Lol, this thread is hilarious. I gotta make one slapping my balls on the table and see it rush to -75 votes...

We all know you're a man parading as a woman in order to escape the oppressive gynofascist rule on the interwebs, own up!
>> ^UsesProzac:

Damn, you've found me out. ::sighs with relief and untucks her penis::
>> ^raverman:
Without a face shot there's a disturbing possibility this could be a man boob. Fappers be warned.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Consider it a community in-joke between friends. One more layer of patina.

>> ^Estuffing17:

Okay, all additional 'holier than though' ridiculously over-reactive comments aside, how the hell did this make the top fifteen? Honestly people, what the hell is wrong with you that you upvote such meaningless drivel? It's not funny, nor thought-provoking, nor sexy, nor informative, it doesn't elicit an emotional response of any kind. I come to this site for better stuff than this crap guys.

Fuck the nay-sayers. I upvoted this simply because I LOVE BEWBS!

I have a whole new crush on MG.

Jesus fucking christ.. WHERE IS THAT GODDAM KEG????!

I doubt he could actually make that video. He'd a scanning electron microscope to find the damn thing.

>> ^UsesProzac:
Hey, man, if you make that video, I'll submit it for ya. I'm sure someone else has a promote or two. >> ^ForgedReality:
I'm going to whip my dick out and flop it on the table as a joke. HA HA HILARIOUS now I'm in handcuffs and I can't even put my dick away.
When the cops question me as to why I did it, I'm going to tell them it's just something silly I can do, and it wasn't for attention at all.

LOL I just noticed all the down votes. LOL AHAHAHAHAHA!!! LLOLLL

Nice boobage! Upvote from me!

After all this mess, I guess one thing's for sure... @shinyblurry 's more of an ass guy.

How you doin', baby?



Also, the important thing to take away from this is that she's had a previous crush on me. ::off to PM AC::>> ^alien_concept:

I have a whole new crush on MG.

http://videosift.com/video/Due-to-popular-deMANd-BEHOLD-THE-MIGHTY-MOOB

>> ^Estuffing17:

I come to this site for better stuff than this crap guys.


I can do better, I promise. We all can. Let's apologize.

Apparently this is the kind of stuff you get off on. I'm not surprised, you seem really repressed in every way.

The rest of us just thinks its silly and kind of dopey, but not at all sexual.

Are you ashamed of the raging boner this video gave you?>> ^shinyblurry:

@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

>> ^Estuffing17:

Okay, all additional 'holier than though' ridiculously over-reactive comments aside, how the hell did this make the top fifteen? Honestly people, what the hell is wrong with you that you upvote such meaningless drivel? It's not funny, nor thought-provoking, nor sexy, nor informative, it doesn't elicit an emotional response of any kind. I come to this site for better stuff than this crap guys.


You just listed all the reasons I upvoted this video.

>> ^shinyblurry:

@UsesProzac Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.


judge not!
lest ye be judged.

>> ^Payback:

Can I get you people to stop quoting ShinyBlurry? Kinda defeats my ignore of her/him. kthxbye.



I was all ready with a biting reply--but you're correct.
I do have to say one thing though:

BAN THE TROLL. I think it's pretty obvious what he's doing here.

UsesProzac, you are gorgeous and so are your breasts.

Hey, your comment was in the Top New Comments area, @SevenFingers. Thank you for the lovely compliment! I bet your chest is gorgeous, as well!!