You ever wanted to know if the rapture has already happened or not? Well here's a nifty little site with foolproof algorithm to determine whether or not the rapture has:
1. not happened yet and you have time to sin.
2. commenced but you have time to repent
3. passed you by and you're stuck here with the rest of us sinners.

This is supposedly true, of course, if you forget the most obvious factor of proving the demographic of people checking the site...without his original assumption on this principal, the whole theory is even MORE straw house.